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So does being a pro skiboarder have the same kinda effect on your s*x life as being a pro golfer?
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Crossbow (go to dream board)
Most everything else over time.
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BAHAHAHA. its been about 8 months for me, but there were 2 occasions for me where being an ok skiboarder got me some tang -
i was however thinkin about gettin married next week, then having a few booty calls for my self set up a couple months later.....
whats the difference between tiger and santa?.... santa stops at 3 hosComment
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Originally posted by davelynam View Post
ha ha lol!Crossbow (go to dream board)
Most everything else over time.
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it depends if your rocking a 99 or a 110.....
Boards:
Spruce 120s(x2), ALPs(x3), Lacroix 99's, BWPs.
Bindings:
Pro Prime Riser/Rossi Bindings(x2).Comment
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Seems to be all about width just lately, not length...........
Crossbow (go to dream board)
Most everything else over time.
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Well, I'll say this - skiboards certainly give women an excuse to talk to you. Now, I already have the very best this world has to offer so the rest really don't stand a chance - they simply pale in the harsh light of comparison. But, if a gal is looking to draw your attention on the slopes being on skiboards is an advantage. They have a cheap reason to talk to you.
If any gal strikes up a conversation with you about your boards and you do not offer to get to the bottom of the run and adjust the bindings so she can give them a go then what you suffer from is an intelligence issue - not an attraction issue. Oh yes, make no mistakes - if she was asking about your boards you were on interview. You just weren't bright enough to figure it out. Well, unless it was a friend of your mother.
Here's how you pass the interview - She says whatever - you say "Oh, I love 'em. Why don't we get down to the repair stand and I'll adjust the bindings for you and you can give them a go. You have to experience them." So, you say to me - Yea Mahatma, but she's a snowboarder. Mahatma says you still don't get it. You are on interview. You offer to escort her to the rental area for some boots. Put a crowbar in your wallet and rent them for her. You cover this with how you are sure she will love skiboarding as much as you. She just needs to give them a try. Now, to keep it all together you will either need to rent snowboard boots to use her gear or some "blades" to stay with her. If you rent blades you are showing your intelligence. Because after a few runs you'll need to get a cup of coffee (indoors) and explain the differences. Don't focus on the testosterone, performance bullshit. Focus on the quality. Explain the differences with performance as subtext. Emphasize how they are cutting edge technology. On and on. Unless you are like me and a snowboarding God. Then you should show how versatile you are. If you can't get to lunch and then to the end of the ski day and then to a date - I can help there, too. But, for a fee.
Man, do I have to do everything for you guys.
"It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society" Jiddu Krisnamurti
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@Vannon hahahahaha! That's awesome!Currently hosting 210 reviews on over 85 different skiboarding related items written by riders for the riders.
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Mahatma, stop giving away my stratagies...wait how did you find out about that?Originally posted by mahatma View PostRevel8 ALPdors
Gold Revel8 Receptors
Kneissl Flexon Pro Boots
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Be who you are, it makes you charismatic...
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hehe.
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i propose we start a "Ask Mahatma" thread.Comment
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I have to weigh in on this. I am no longer a single man but yes being a pro skiboarder has had its advantages in the past. especialy when you actually have your name on skiboards. I mean hell none of us are tiger but I always did well especially when i would travel. Romania for instance was pretty good to me. And being a pro skiboarder and on the beaches of florida wasnt so bad either. But let me tell you nothing compared to being the kids photographer at killington and all the semi single moms and divorced cougers were alot of fun at 22 years old. I never even got that much tail bartending!!!!live it, love it,rip it!!
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"Semi-single moms"
GOLD.
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