(start venting)
If your thinking about it, don’t do it, it seriously sucks as. Well actually the law school part is not that bad once you get how the whole thing works, but the bar exam, yea that sucks ass big time.
There is no way I’m going to remember all this crap. Much of it that is not even the law in my jurisdiction anymore. Like the Rule Against Perpetuities: No interest is good unless it must vest, if at all, no later than 21 years after the death of a life in being at the creation of the interest. What the hell does that mean anyway?
Seriously don’t do it. Go to Pharmacy school. Tons of jobs, good pay and free drugs. Lawyers have to buy their own drugs. I mean what’s a better breakfast an oxycotton, an adderal, and a tall glass of ice cold vodka from the freezer light stirred by my trembling hand in the pharmacy of some supermarket at 6AM, or waking up to sit down a figure out if some octogenarian got pregnant, gave birth then left her property to the first born son of her son in perpetuity would the interest be valid? Bah.
I’d seriously rather have a colonoscopy on live TV a la Katie Couric on the Today show than study for the bar. At least it would be less invasive than my application process in which I have to disclose every job, address, speeding ticket and child I don’t claim for the past 10 years, at least the colonoscopy would at least be over 15 mins or so and you know if you passed or not the same day. Plus you get a video tape to show at dinner parties.
(end venting)
If your thinking about it, don’t do it, it seriously sucks as. Well actually the law school part is not that bad once you get how the whole thing works, but the bar exam, yea that sucks ass big time.
There is no way I’m going to remember all this crap. Much of it that is not even the law in my jurisdiction anymore. Like the Rule Against Perpetuities: No interest is good unless it must vest, if at all, no later than 21 years after the death of a life in being at the creation of the interest. What the hell does that mean anyway?
Seriously don’t do it. Go to Pharmacy school. Tons of jobs, good pay and free drugs. Lawyers have to buy their own drugs. I mean what’s a better breakfast an oxycotton, an adderal, and a tall glass of ice cold vodka from the freezer light stirred by my trembling hand in the pharmacy of some supermarket at 6AM, or waking up to sit down a figure out if some octogenarian got pregnant, gave birth then left her property to the first born son of her son in perpetuity would the interest be valid? Bah.
I’d seriously rather have a colonoscopy on live TV a la Katie Couric on the Today show than study for the bar. At least it would be less invasive than my application process in which I have to disclose every job, address, speeding ticket and child I don’t claim for the past 10 years, at least the colonoscopy would at least be over 15 mins or so and you know if you passed or not the same day. Plus you get a video tape to show at dinner parties.
(end venting)
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